Dan the Man

Reunion with Melanie.

exodus77 — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:14:52 +0000

Many moons have passed since we based in the glory of Melanie in her tower. Often I have thought of that glorious night and wished it present. Tonight however she as well as a number of her compatriots. Oh wait… She just asked matt for some food. This shows that Melanie is mature (in mind and body) enough to reject the glamorized and false commercialization of the appearance of women and see through to the reality of the necessity of food for continued life, health and fertility. She recounted her relationships over the semester as we all bathed our tired mortal coils in a vat of hot clear liquid. The conversation drifted to our upcoming song “100 cute boys in the house” and Melanie perked up and was very influential in the sound and poetry of the work. After we played freeze tag in the pool; (Melanie’ prodigious skill at this game, although congruent with her inner and outer beauty, made is very difficult for the other players) and then retired to Mr. K’s abode. The crowd spread out over the furnishings and drink and food flowed freely. I thereupon recorded some images of the frivolity upon my digital image recorder and thereupon began is chronicle. Melanie made some very clever comment about differences in speech patterns across the country which caught my attention (but then again most of what Melanie does and says catches my attention regardless of content). I also enjoyed the company of the others present at the gathering, but as the reader has already guessed (or should have guessed) the real reason for this gathering and the bond that ties us all together is the precious soul called Melanie.

LOVE SONNET TO MELANIE GROSS

exodus77 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:28:30 +0000

Oh muse upon whom we should call
Had Melanie’s beauty not affected your fall
From Olympus made dreary, grant,
That my senses should not become weary,
through her beauty that would them enthrall.

In this my delegation
regarding our separation
my heart burns with trepidation
awaiting that beauteous apparition
Your wondrous face angelic
Which to any Trojan would appear Helenic.

It seem but a short time ago,
Where I spied you across the row
Not a stones throw
Away from me
Ne’er did my heart beat so free
That I admit I found myself in ecstasy.

What more to say,
Except that my heart will be gay,
When upon that day,
I have the courage to declare
My relentless adoration
Which your person has done ensnare

We thus must end this sonnet here
Though be assured
We, your visage still hold dear
Though to you nerds we may appear.

-Composed by 3 unappreciated gentlemen and inspired by Melanie’s inner and outer beauty.

HOLY FING SHIT LOOK AT THIS RED JUMPSUIT WARRIOR WITH FING RATPR FING HEAD WITH A BATSHIT CRZY BLADE OF DOOM.

exodus77 — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 21:25:07 +0000

Melanie revisisted

exodus77 — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:19:50 +0000

Today Luke and I embarked on a journey of unmitigated awesomeness. A journey like melanie. We traveled from Texas all the way to Western Michigan to observe her beauteous countenance. We entered secretly and I took my place behind the laundry basket. Luke had a excellent time rumbling around Melanie’s sheets. I write this from Melanie’s inner sanctum on her computer. For now me and luke feel ecstatically elated, everything is right in the world.

Amen.

Melanies compassion irl.

exodus77 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:11:12 +0000

Today an amazing thing happened. Melanie as well as two of her friends were conversing with 5 devilishly handsome specimens of male fertility, when one of her compatriots inquired as to the number of siblings one of the specimens possessed. When he replied, Melanie’s response was “you poor thing.” A message of compassion borne on the sweet light airy wings of the angels of heaven. As the group erupted in silent incomprehension that Melanie could have said such a thing to Daniel, he felt a warm tingling sensation in his chest. His hopes and fears had been washed away and Melanie entered and consumed the inner sanctum of his dark heart once again.

exodus77 — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:15:24 +0000

Melanie cried yesterday (unrealiable sources). I almost feel bad. Not really though. Some people assume she was crying becasue she was sad. But its obvious to me that she crying becasue she was so afraid of the world and their judgements about our love triangle. Dont worry Melanie. Let me sexplain. Me and Luke will always be here for you. Except when things get hard, then we will abandon you. I have to do stupid english now. I hope to see you soon in the halls.

Luke and Daniel

THE HIGHEST POINT OF EXISTENCE

exodus77 — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:33:33 +0000

It is 9 :21 Monday evening, February 18th. Across from me sits, huddled in the shadows but ever so faintly lit by the opulent glow of Mr. K’s large flat panel display, the most gorgeous creature in all the great wide kingdom of Ann Arbor. Long have i contemplated the sacred countenance, portrayed in the school yearbook, as it is quite revered by me and my small group of comrades. She smiles at the conflagration of neon- colors on screen. I can only watch in a slightly stalker-like manner. she glances to and fro, aware of my presence. I only hope that my good friend of old appears here soon, as i wrote this he appears at my shoulder. He calls out to melanie and she rolls her eyes. she does not know i am watching her. I only hope that she takes this blog for what it is, a tribute to her brain-destroying, face melting, bone snapping, spine crushing aweseomness. i will now resume watching here and report, i mean sexplain, later.

Melanie is indeed, awesome.

The unbridled awe-inspiring awesomeness of melanie.

exodus77 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:26:47 +0000

Why is Melanie so gr8?

there are many reasons, all of which i will sexplain right now.

1. she is beautiful

2.She is amazing

3. she is cool

4.She is fantastic

5. She is relly relly relly redicoulously good looking

6. she is intelligent

7. she is wise

8. she luvs cupcakes

9. she is kind

10. she is pretty

11.she is gr8

12.she exudes an aura of happiness and completeness.

13. she is brilliant

14. she is healthy

15. she is an actress

16. she has a good memory

17. she is patient

18. she is warm

19. she is forgiving

20. she is good at theology

21. she is really attractive

22. she has lots of friend

23. she has a locker that is close to Luke’s Locker.

24. she is proud

25. she is hopeful

26. she is truthful

27. she is capable of articulating her needs .

28. she understands the present yet moves toward the future.

29. she has unconditional love

30. she is spiritual

31. she is humourous.

32. she is funny

33. she is almost as good of a cook as Daniel or Luke

34. She is a good listener

35. she is mature.

AND THE BEST THING ABOUT MELANIE

: she is available!, though this may change very soon.

I will post more reasons as to why Melanie is fantastic at a l8r date.

I would put Melanie’s stunning pics up but i don’t have her permission, though this may change soon.